married to the moon

emily

living my best life

10:18 6 February 202188705

benepla:

beaky-peartree:

benepla:

anyone else got problems

no you’re the only one

ok. sorry

  
10:12 6 February 20212789

heartseeker:

etsy buyers sending me hate mail

  
10:40 8 January 2021386763

mousathe14:

primarybufferpanel:

michaelgovehateblog:

I would like to wish everyone an uneventful new year

May we live in very uninteresting times

This post is a week old and aged like curdled milk almost instantaneously

  
10:38 8 January 2021283794

smallest-feeblest-boggart:

THE FUCKING PUNCHLINE, I’M ENDED

  
10:36 8 January 2021682424

sirenfemme:

I’m ok. I’m gonna be ok. I’m gonna live a beautiful life and I’ll get to know beautiful people. I will create things of beauty and be surrounded by flowers. And I’ll love myself, and I’ll be soft, I’ll be kind. And I’ll be ok.

  
11:58 6 January 202169688

generalgrievousdatingsim:

generalgrievousdatingsim:

i love the feeling when someone asks me about one of my hyperfixations and it summons all my thoughts at once like my brain is a discord server that just got hit with an @everyone

someone: so tell me about this thing you like

my brain:

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11:58 6 January 202185701

orienta1ism:

trees are very 🥺 because sometimes i’ll stand under the shade of a tree and look up at it and it’ll sway its branches about in the wind and i’m like oh my God i’m alive and YOU’RE alive. we are alive together and made up of the same starry stuff and standing right next to each other in this moment on this earth. do u feel it when i reach out and press my hand to your trunk? can you hear me? i think you’re so neat. and then the sunlight filters through its leaves just so and that lovely green color leaves me dazzled. it’s just very nice to be an alive thing next to a different sort of alive thing

  
11:56 6 January 2021323722

curioscurio:

curioscurio:

curioscurio:

if im careful i could whittle this peanut into sonic

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he needs a paint job 

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im physically nauseous 

  
11:54 6 January 202180205

akumeoy:

mia-beak:

akumeoy:

if i was like “every time i cut steak into a different shape there’s a brand new word for it” everyone else would be like “no that’s stupid”. but we let pasta get away with anything.

OP you forgot to take into account that the gulf between two noodles of different shapes and their respective eating experiences is staggering

how about you go experience some bitches

  
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14:19 2 January 202124098

that-twink-over-there:

matulaspatula:

homosexualpanicattack:

Guys putting stuff in your butt is so much fun.

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Thank you, Ashley HomeStore

Where would we be without our allies?

  
10:30 31 December 202094151

schaduwen-deactivated20220817:

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made a more accurate hierarchy of (my) needs

  
9:54 31 December 202050911

ketamie:

i loved your thesis bro <3 hmu

  
9:52 31 December 202070000

slightmood:

a lava lamp is one of the most things of all time

  
9:47 31 December 202067339

thatsmeimgar:

supergameboytwo:

fartgallery:

supergameboytwo:

fartgallery:

i love images

bad news, they are deleting every images soon..

proof??

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Good news is this will not fundamentally change your experience on tumblr mobile

  
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